Evil Deeds – Lyrics
[v1]
Man, I’m sick of this shit, sick of you bitches, its time to become toxic,
it’ll be contagious, it’ll melt that plastic skin, is everyone dick conjoined twins?
Always fucking each other, were not fucking brothers,
scared to be friends or lovers, cant trust me, then don’t bother,
that’s why I fucked your mother, that’s why you fluff your father,
Imma catch wheel chair bound cripples on fire, cant roll around, what they get for being liars,
yeet elderly handbags across the street, landing at the feet of the blind eye non-seeing creeps,
who grope me, that’s my dick, let go of it hoe, don’t hit me with a stick,
wait until I stick a plunger in your toilet, how dare you say he’s better looking,
than me imma dress up a pack of 50 deaf fucks in some white Tees
and say the local brewery is finally discounting,
but its secretly a gang facility, bullets flying everywhere, hand signs weaving,
like a ninja showdown is going down, but I cant seem to find any fucks that are laying around
[Hook]
I will show them, the evil that’s with in in
These evil deeds make them scream easily,
I will show them, the evil that I am am,
These evil deeds let me sleep peacefully
[v2]
You wanna be insecure around me?
Ill give you reasons to be, reject my ass cause you’re ugly,
ill date your twin sister, ask for your blessing, how the fuck can I be too good looking?
the fuck is that supposed to mean? Why do you think
you’d always be competing? Why are you beefing?
You didn’t want me! These dumb bitches need more stitches, welcome to my shit list,
wearing high heels trying to reach my level,
hoe your body is disproportionate, unfortunate aint it, to think like an abortionist,
newsflash jackass I do exists,
your stupid ass goldfish ran away, when I slammed it down the garbage disposal it sang,
I replaced your toothpaste with superglue, no longer can you make kissy faces to the dudes, its not my fault you have a bad attitude, next time don’t eat super glue stupid fool
[Hook x2]
I will show them, the evil that’s with in in
These evil deeds make them scream easily,
I will show them, the evil that I am am,
These evil deeds let me sleep peacefully
[v3]
Ill punch a baby for staring at me, you think cause you’re in a stroller you can stroll up on me,
saying “I’m in a safe space” femanazi, what’s stopping these cooties from crossing,
I still hurl insults like I’m tom brady, try to throw it back romo, I like to be lazy,
even mannequins pleading the 5th can get this dick for attemptin seduction,
sticks, stones, words, birds, tossed around more than a hot potato, more than my ex’s play dough,
she tossed like a tornado, claiming cancer, though I know her hair was towed
“yeah, but you’re the slimly one” try me hun, that’s why im confined to my living rum,
keep on sucking up on your honey bun, he aint realize it yet cause he’s simply dumb
[Hook x2]
